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Christian One-liners

Don't let your worries get the best of you, remember,
Moses started out as a basket case.

The good Lord didn't create anything without a
purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

When you get to your wit's end, you'll find God lives
there.

People are funny... they want the front of the bus,
the middle of the road, and the back of the church.

Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on
your front door forever.

Peace starts with a smile.

I don't know why some people change churches; what
difference does it make which one you stay home from?

A lot of church members who are singing "Standing on
the Promises" are just sitting on the premises.

Be ye fishers of men. You catch them - He'll clean
them.

Don't put a question mark where God put a period.

Don't wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.

Forbidden fruits create many jams.

God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the
called.

God grades on the cross, not the curve.

God loves everyone, but probably prefers "fruits of
the spirit" over "religious nuts!"

God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.

If God is your Copilot - swap seats!

Prayer: Don't give God instructions -- just report for
duty!

The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power
behind us.

We don't change the message, the message changes us.

The best mathematical equation I have ever seen:
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.


"Father, bless the person reading this in whatever it
is that You know they need".